I’m terribly sorry, dear, but you’re just not worth my time anymore. That’s the easiest and most simple way I can put it. You offer me absolutely nothing that I am not able to easily receive from others, and I usually find what they have to be much more attractive and useful.
This is by no means goodbye for good. I’ll still be around, if for nothing else, then to practice for others. However, I am writing this so you can fully realize and understand I will never be as involved with you as I was in the past.
You’ll just have to get used to it if you haven’t already. I sure as hell have.
In short, tumblr, you’re pathetic and not worth my time anymore.
~Straight White Male In America~
PS: Reddit and Pinterest told me to say hi.
PPS: 4chan never liked you.
PPPS: Instagram claims to have never heard of you.